if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
Just hanging out!
whats up with the husky chihuahua?
She is an alaskan klee kai, a pure breed of dog, completely unrelated to a chihuahua.
Klee kai are a rare breed of dog that resembles a small husky. She is also very small for breed
honestly thank you so much.
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance
i just read gay porn
Never stop reblogging this
"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"